i don't like fun

(not advised)
31 December, 2010, 5:41 pm
Filed under: crazy, history, i'm serious, liquor

for new year’s eve:

on the way out for the night, don’t use the car mirror to fix your make-up. “man needs it in driving.” man is lazy and doesn’t like to turn around to check for cars. having to do things the right way “annoys him very much.”


don’t drink too much; a man “expects you to keep your dignity all evening.” as if. according to the author, drinking “may” make some girls “seem” clever… definitely something to avoid.


don’t sit in awkward positions?! this is just impossible. also, “never look bored, even if you are.” – ?!? chewing gum is “(not advised).”


“careless women” (!) are unattractive (!?). and “when a man dances he wants to dance,” not talk. riiight.

…ladies, get ready to break all these rules in just a few short hours.

this made my day.
8 December, 2010, 1:40 pm
Filed under: art, james franco, things i like

james franco seduces himself for the new york times. see the video here.

this is hilarious… and sexy.

4 December, 2010, 7:36 pm
Filed under: argentina, books, borges, to do, whine

j.l. borges’s first published book. fue de poesía.

this is because i am writing about borges all day and all night…

you can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred
1 December, 2010, 4:01 pm
Filed under: art, jews, movies, new york, quote of the day, things i like, woody allen

happy 75th birthday to this man.

“you know a lot of geniuses, y’know. you should meet some stupid people once in a while, y’know… you could learn something.” – manhattan

“i don’t want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.” – annie hall

“tradition is the illusion of permanence.”- deconstructing harry [happy chanukah!]