i don't like fun


(not advised)
31 December, 2010, 5:41 pm
Filed under: crazy, history, i'm serious, liquor

for new year’s eve:

on the way out for the night, don’t use the car mirror to fix your make-up. “man needs it in driving.” man is lazy and doesn’t like to turn around to check for cars. having to do things the right way “annoys him very much.”

 

don’t drink too much; a man “expects you to keep your dignity all evening.” as if. according to the author, drinking “may” make some girls “seem” clever… definitely something to avoid.

 


don’t sit in awkward positions?! this is just impossible. also, “never look bored, even if you are.” – ?!? chewing gum is “(not advised).”

 


“careless women” (!) are unattractive (!?). and “when a man dances he wants to dance,” not talk. riiight.

…ladies, get ready to break all these rules in just a few short hours.

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