in canada, bears may attack your child. naturally, your first reaction would be to photograph the situation. [photo, circa 1902, from the library and archives canada, and it’s actually a trained bear wrestling a “man.” i still say this is a child.]
above: bear unintentionally terrorizes local women on the carnival’s bumper cars.
i mean, come on. he’s probably just trying to drive to work. it looks like he’s staring them down for not staying in their lane. this is one of those images where i have no idea of its provenance but just like to imagine what ensued. also, this bear is most likely a human in a suit, sadly.
so, basically, grizzly bears are cuter/brown, and black bears sort of look like baloo.